Once upon a time, there was a cannabis grower who was always sad and depressed. He had everything he needed to grow the best buds in town, but he just couldn’t seem to get it right. Every time he harvested his crop, it was either too dry or too wet, too weak or too strong. It seemed like no matter what he did, he just couldn’t catch a break.
One day, the cannabis grower was feeling particularly down. He had been drinking all day and was starting to feel the effects of the alcohol. He stumbled into his grow room and started yelling at his plants. “Why can’t you be like the other plants? Why can’t you be strong and healthy?” he slurred. But the plants didn’t respond. They just swayed gently in the breeze from the fans. The cannabis grower didn’t know what to do.
He was so sad and depressed that he started to cry. Big, fat tears rolled down his cheeks as he stumbled around the grow room, knocking over pots and spilling soil. Finally, the cannabis grower collapsed onto the floor, completely drunk and completely defeated. He lay there for hours, wallowing in his own misery.
But eventually, he started to feel something else. Something that he hadn’t felt in a long time. He felt a spark of hope. Maybe, just maybe, he could turn things around. Maybe he could figure out what he was doing wrong and fix it. Maybe he could be a successful cannabis grower after all. And with that thought, the cannabis grower picked himself up off the floor and got to work.
He cleaned up the grow room and started researching new techniques for growing cannabis. He experimented with different strains and different nutrients. He even tried talking to his plants, telling them how much he loved them and how much he wanted them to thrive.
And you know what? It worked.
The cannabis grower started producing some of the best buds in town. He was no longer sad and depressed. He was happy and fulfilled. He had found his calling as a cannabis grower, and he was finally living up to his potential. So the next time you’re feeling down and out, just remember the story of the cannabis grower that cried. Even if you feel like you’re at rock bottom, there’s always a way to turn things around. And who knows? Maybe you’ll find your calling, too. Just don’t turn to crank or crack, okay